Three men died and gone to heaven.
Heaven has a rule that everyone is both bad and good people will get a decent vehicle with his actions.
The first man arrived and the angel asked, "How many years you get married?"
The first man replied, "20."
"How many times did you betray your wife?"
The first man replied, "5 times."
"Well," replied the angel, "You may enter but only got Deer."
The first man went by with Kijangnya.
Next is the second man. "How many years you get married?"
The second man replied, "30."
"How many times did you betray your wife?"
"2 times."
"Not bad ... You deserve a BMW."
Now comes the third man and the angels asked the same question was answered the third man, "50."
"How many times did you betray your wife?"
"Never."
"Incredible! This is the key to Ferrari. "
One day, when the first and second man was riding center
his car, they saw three men sitting on the sidewalk, crying.
They approached him and asked "What are you crying? Ga 'satisfaction at Ferrari? "
The third man replied, wiping her tears, "Earlier I ran into my wife who was riding a bike ..."
Kamis, 30 September 2010
Sex Column
An employee of a company feel very happy after getting the news that he was chosen to represent his company to attend a seminar abroad.
Arriving at the location of the seminar, the seminar participants were given the space by a distinguished committee the contents of a brief biodata
participants. "Ladies and gentlemen, please fill your personal data for purposes of issuing a certificate after completion of this seminar. Brothers please fill in the column you are available in keeping with your answers, respectively. "
Calmly the employee is filling column after column to complete and return it to the committee. While waiting for some other participants who still fill the biodata sheet.
The employees who are curious about trying to ask the fellow next to them from the UK who also have finished filling out the sheet:
"What you fill in the fields of sex, just now?"
With the confusion the British replied "Of course I filled male, you fill emangnya what?"
"5 times a week" said the employee ...
Arriving at the location of the seminar, the seminar participants were given the space by a distinguished committee the contents of a brief biodata
participants. "Ladies and gentlemen, please fill your personal data for purposes of issuing a certificate after completion of this seminar. Brothers please fill in the column you are available in keeping with your answers, respectively. "
Calmly the employee is filling column after column to complete and return it to the committee. While waiting for some other participants who still fill the biodata sheet.
The employees who are curious about trying to ask the fellow next to them from the UK who also have finished filling out the sheet:
"What you fill in the fields of sex, just now?"
With the confusion the British replied "Of course I filled male, you fill emangnya what?"
"5 times a week" said the employee ...
Bets Governor B I with an Old Woman
An elderly woman entered the Bank Indonesia (BI) with a suitcase of money. He was persuaded to be reunited with the Governor of BI. "I'll open an account. The money will I save very, very big, "he said. Originally the bank staff hesitated, but eventually bring this old lady into the room the Governor of BI.
The governor asked, how much money will be saved.
"Rp. 1 billion, "the woman said as she put the suitcase of money on the table.
The bank governors of curiosity, "Sorry, my mother was a bit surprised. Where did the mother get this much cash? "
"I won the guessing game!"
"Well, guess what kind, how big the stakes once?" The governor curious.
"Want an example? I believe burungmu egg shaped box! "
"Huh ...!" BI governor chuckled. "It guesses the most ridiculous I've ever heard. You can not win with guesses like that, "he said confidently.
"Ok, want to bet with me?" Challenged the old woman.
"Who's afraid?," Replied the governor. "I bet USD. 50 million, because I know my eggs are not a box! "
"Ok, this is about money gedhe. Can I ask a lawyer here tomorrow at 10 am, as a witness? "Asked the old lady.
"Absolutely," said central bank governor steady.
In the evening, he was restless. He then stood naked in front of the mirror. He rubbed rubbed her eggs, then move to the left to right repeatedly, make sure the eggs do not box. Until late at night, he finally convinced her eggs is really round, not square. So he believes tomorrow will win the bet.
Exactly at 10.00 am, the old woman came to the well-known lawyer, Si Sitompul. After introducing the origin Batak lawyer, he repeated the deal yesterday, "Rp. 50 million eggs burungmu to guess which box? ", Said the grandmother. BI governor agreed.
Afterwards, the old woman asks president to open his pants so that all can see the shape of eggs. Cash, central bank governor complaint. Unfortunately he could not refuse. This old lady egg ignore it reached the governor and palpate
"Well, never mind. money USD. 50 million is not small. Let my mother believed eggs do not box. "BI governor said excited. At the same time second old woman fumbled eggs president, his lawyer Si Sitompul visible limp while banging his head against the wall.
BI governor asked, "What about the lawyer?" This old lady replied calmly, "Ndak nothing. I bet him cuman Rp. 250 million, that at 10.00 this morning I could hold the president director of Bank Indonesia eggs! "
The governor asked, how much money will be saved.
"Rp. 1 billion, "the woman said as she put the suitcase of money on the table.
The bank governors of curiosity, "Sorry, my mother was a bit surprised. Where did the mother get this much cash? "
"I won the guessing game!"
"Well, guess what kind, how big the stakes once?" The governor curious.
"Want an example? I believe burungmu egg shaped box! "
"Huh ...!" BI governor chuckled. "It guesses the most ridiculous I've ever heard. You can not win with guesses like that, "he said confidently.
"Ok, want to bet with me?" Challenged the old woman.
"Who's afraid?," Replied the governor. "I bet USD. 50 million, because I know my eggs are not a box! "
"Ok, this is about money gedhe. Can I ask a lawyer here tomorrow at 10 am, as a witness? "Asked the old lady.
"Absolutely," said central bank governor steady.
In the evening, he was restless. He then stood naked in front of the mirror. He rubbed rubbed her eggs, then move to the left to right repeatedly, make sure the eggs do not box. Until late at night, he finally convinced her eggs is really round, not square. So he believes tomorrow will win the bet.
Exactly at 10.00 am, the old woman came to the well-known lawyer, Si Sitompul. After introducing the origin Batak lawyer, he repeated the deal yesterday, "Rp. 50 million eggs burungmu to guess which box? ", Said the grandmother. BI governor agreed.
Afterwards, the old woman asks president to open his pants so that all can see the shape of eggs. Cash, central bank governor complaint. Unfortunately he could not refuse. This old lady egg ignore it reached the governor and palpate
"Well, never mind. money USD. 50 million is not small. Let my mother believed eggs do not box. "BI governor said excited. At the same time second old woman fumbled eggs president, his lawyer Si Sitompul visible limp while banging his head against the wall.
BI governor asked, "What about the lawyer?" This old lady replied calmly, "Ndak nothing. I bet him cuman Rp. 250 million, that at 10.00 this morning I could hold the president director of Bank Indonesia eggs! "
Jumat, 24 September 2010
SMS Greeting love for Couples
Sometimes you have to part with the pair due to office duties or other important jobs. After the move all day, maybe you forgot to give news or say hello to your partner. At night, before bed, you can send an SMS greeting before bed for couples as a form of attention and love him.
Writing SMS for Couples
Sending an SMS is more effective and efficient because of low fees and you need not linger to talk with the him. You or partner may be already exhausted, so less able to talk at length by phone. If you're still confused what you should write in SMS greeting before going to sleep, the following tips:
Greetings Sleeping
Series of words to bring your partner to rest like this.
* Good night, sweetheart. Although much you're always in my heart. Hugs kisses from afar. Mmmmuah ...
* I want the moon to accompany your sleep. Please keep your rest on the star. Sleep well, hopefully the next day you wake up with a new spirit.
* Good night love. I entrusted prayers on the wind, I hope you sleep soundly and dream beautiful.
Embolden
Sleep is one way to rest my body organs. Adequate sleep will make your body refreshed and ready to move back the next day. Therefore, SMS greeting before bed can contain a message for your spouse sleep in peace without worrying you. There are times when sleep that brings worry and anxiety will cause nightmares and lack of sleep.
Sms can be
* Alhamdulillah (thank God) work smoothly. Comfortable accommodation. Good night darling. May we wake up with hearts as bright as the morning sun and cheery singing canaries.
* Report. All the smooth, safe, and controlled. Report completed. ^ _ ^ Good night love. Feel the hug fleece from afar.
* Thank you love for everything. Thanks to your prayers work smoothly and in control. Congratulations beautiful dream. Meeting up at the bus stop island dream soon, yes.
Love Expression
Love is not just words, but no one if you disclose it on the couple, especially if the love that has bound the marriage contract. While far from it, just express your love so that your spouse sleep with a smile and peace.
Sms such as the following examples.
* The night is not complete without a moon and stars. However, there are times when they parted for a while as we are. Kiss you, love you. Good night, darling.
* As expensive and as thick as any on earth blanket, the warmth of your love can not be replaced. Sleep with the warmth of love, we soon meet again tomorrow.
SMS Rags
Occasionally rag and a little spoiled to the wife or husband is fine just do not always sweet and impressed in an SMS only. You can choose the words of hyperbole, flattery, or a beautiful metaphor. SMS this rag sometimes quite effective to provoke smiles and laughter to your partner.
Examples sms like this:
* Here, I realized that like to smile himself. Let the crazy idea, because in my mind I always joke with you.
* I send an angel to take care of you tonight. He was back again and protest: why an angel sent to keep an angel, hell!
* I take home the moon and the stars, let us always be face to tender under the light.
* People say beautiful roses and jasmine it is fragrant. I said, a rose so beautiful because it is on your ears, so fragrant jasmine because it touched a soft hand.
Hopefully greeting SMS tips before sleeping on the increase harmonious relationship and your partner. And that is also important, you have to prove the words of a text message in the attitude and commendable behavior on your partner.
Writing SMS for Couples
Sending an SMS is more effective and efficient because of low fees and you need not linger to talk with the him. You or partner may be already exhausted, so less able to talk at length by phone. If you're still confused what you should write in SMS greeting before going to sleep, the following tips:
Greetings Sleeping
Series of words to bring your partner to rest like this.
* Good night, sweetheart. Although much you're always in my heart. Hugs kisses from afar. Mmmmuah ...
* I want the moon to accompany your sleep. Please keep your rest on the star. Sleep well, hopefully the next day you wake up with a new spirit.
* Good night love. I entrusted prayers on the wind, I hope you sleep soundly and dream beautiful.
Embolden
Sleep is one way to rest my body organs. Adequate sleep will make your body refreshed and ready to move back the next day. Therefore, SMS greeting before bed can contain a message for your spouse sleep in peace without worrying you. There are times when sleep that brings worry and anxiety will cause nightmares and lack of sleep.
Sms can be
* Alhamdulillah (thank God) work smoothly. Comfortable accommodation. Good night darling. May we wake up with hearts as bright as the morning sun and cheery singing canaries.
* Report. All the smooth, safe, and controlled. Report completed. ^ _ ^ Good night love. Feel the hug fleece from afar.
* Thank you love for everything. Thanks to your prayers work smoothly and in control. Congratulations beautiful dream. Meeting up at the bus stop island dream soon, yes.
Love Expression
Love is not just words, but no one if you disclose it on the couple, especially if the love that has bound the marriage contract. While far from it, just express your love so that your spouse sleep with a smile and peace.
Sms such as the following examples.
* The night is not complete without a moon and stars. However, there are times when they parted for a while as we are. Kiss you, love you. Good night, darling.
* As expensive and as thick as any on earth blanket, the warmth of your love can not be replaced. Sleep with the warmth of love, we soon meet again tomorrow.
SMS Rags
Occasionally rag and a little spoiled to the wife or husband is fine just do not always sweet and impressed in an SMS only. You can choose the words of hyperbole, flattery, or a beautiful metaphor. SMS this rag sometimes quite effective to provoke smiles and laughter to your partner.
Examples sms like this:
* Here, I realized that like to smile himself. Let the crazy idea, because in my mind I always joke with you.
* I send an angel to take care of you tonight. He was back again and protest: why an angel sent to keep an angel, hell!
* I take home the moon and the stars, let us always be face to tender under the light.
* People say beautiful roses and jasmine it is fragrant. I said, a rose so beautiful because it is on your ears, so fragrant jasmine because it touched a soft hand.
Hopefully greeting SMS tips before sleeping on the increase harmonious relationship and your partner. And that is also important, you have to prove the words of a text message in the attitude and commendable behavior on your partner.
Men have never denied women
Here it is, the result of years of successful experiments revealed
what the intention behind the response when there is a girl who claimed
love. This original 100% effective in, so if you have an experience like
one below, do not despair, there is always a way.
So the guy had to be optimistic.
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Roni: I love you, Rin ... I want you to be my boyfriend.
Rina: (Shame, shame) I also love you, Ron.
This means that - obviously he's like the same Rina Roni, until talk frankly
so.
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Hendro: Nov, I really like it at you. I want we can
road together.
Novi: I think we better just be friends, okay. We have a long friendship
That means - Novi was actually likes the Hendro. Status of "friends"
for just one reason for the Novi aja could let me close and hold together the
Hendro.
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Andrew: I feel the same way you fit. Would not be my boyfriend, Wen?
Wenny: Not now deh ... I wanted to concentrate my studies first
This means that - like it at the Andrew Wenny, answers are not clear and
floating point like that let Andrew curious and tetep "stay
around "the Wenny. With so they can keep it close. Suppose
Wenny's not like it, surely the same way frankly Andrew.
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Roy: You are very cute Lia ... I want to going out with you ...
Lia: Frankly, yes, Roy, I do not like it at you. I hate
ye. You're selfish, you smell, you're sloppy, you lazy guy! Anyway
I hate you!
That is - very big attention to Roy Lee. Leah knows all of the properties of Roy,
until the smell of all. Not many girls who care like that.
And so maybe that means the same like the original Leah Roy.
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Indra: I've long noticed you, Yenni ... I love and affection
very same ye ...
Yenni: (Laughing off) Haa ... ha ... huahaaa ... ha ... Funny
you, 'Ndra!
It means - What a joy to hear a greeting Yenni Indra. Expression
matchless happy laughter. Obviously the same like it at the Yenni
Indra, Indra funny to say if any.
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Yanto: Ria, would not be my boyfriend?
Ria: Plaque! Plaque! (Ria "touch" the cheek Yanto)
That means - special Yanto for Ria. "Touch" hand to the cheek Yanto Ria
(Until 2 times even, leaving red welts again) is a touch
that not all guys can feel. Great opportunities that make Yanto
Ria likes him.
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Ben: Win, Vienna ... I love looking at you. Let's Dating
Vienna: Damn! I was a boy, Mo! I'm your friend, Winarno! your best friend,
Mo, conscious ... I Winarno!
That means - Vienna pleased at Ben. 'To admit boys
everything. Insisted again! Vienna admit my guy can always relax and let me close with him.
Anto: Yen I love to you. I think we match
road together, compact and harmonious
Yenni: not, can not we're just friends, anyways see you klo
have to fight where there is fitting, anyways glad you always lie.
That is actually like the same Yenni anto, although the evidence is often understood
lied to just remain friends with anto.
-------------------------------------------------
So. Any answer will be given the same girl, the chance
always there and never closed.
Show if you're a real man, who never give up just like that.
So, keep the spirit.
what the intention behind the response when there is a girl who claimed
love. This original 100% effective in, so if you have an experience like
one below, do not despair, there is always a way.
So the guy had to be optimistic.
-------------------------------------------------
Roni: I love you, Rin ... I want you to be my boyfriend.
Rina: (Shame, shame) I also love you, Ron.
This means that - obviously he's like the same Rina Roni, until talk frankly
so.
-------------------------------------------------
Hendro: Nov, I really like it at you. I want we can
road together.
Novi: I think we better just be friends, okay. We have a long friendship
That means - Novi was actually likes the Hendro. Status of "friends"
for just one reason for the Novi aja could let me close and hold together the
Hendro.
-------------------------------------------------
Andrew: I feel the same way you fit. Would not be my boyfriend, Wen?
Wenny: Not now deh ... I wanted to concentrate my studies first
This means that - like it at the Andrew Wenny, answers are not clear and
floating point like that let Andrew curious and tetep "stay
around "the Wenny. With so they can keep it close. Suppose
Wenny's not like it, surely the same way frankly Andrew.
-------------------------------------------------
Roy: You are very cute Lia ... I want to going out with you ...
Lia: Frankly, yes, Roy, I do not like it at you. I hate
ye. You're selfish, you smell, you're sloppy, you lazy guy! Anyway
I hate you!
That is - very big attention to Roy Lee. Leah knows all of the properties of Roy,
until the smell of all. Not many girls who care like that.
And so maybe that means the same like the original Leah Roy.
-------------------------------------------------
Indra: I've long noticed you, Yenni ... I love and affection
very same ye ...
Yenni: (Laughing off) Haa ... ha ... huahaaa ... ha ... Funny
you, 'Ndra!
It means - What a joy to hear a greeting Yenni Indra. Expression
matchless happy laughter. Obviously the same like it at the Yenni
Indra, Indra funny to say if any.
-------------------------------------------------
Yanto: Ria, would not be my boyfriend?
Ria: Plaque! Plaque! (Ria "touch" the cheek Yanto)
That means - special Yanto for Ria. "Touch" hand to the cheek Yanto Ria
(Until 2 times even, leaving red welts again) is a touch
that not all guys can feel. Great opportunities that make Yanto
Ria likes him.
-------------------------------------------------
Ben: Win, Vienna ... I love looking at you. Let's Dating
Vienna: Damn! I was a boy, Mo! I'm your friend, Winarno! your best friend,
Mo, conscious ... I Winarno!
That means - Vienna pleased at Ben. 'To admit boys
everything. Insisted again! Vienna admit my guy can always relax and let me close with him.
Anto: Yen I love to you. I think we match
road together, compact and harmonious
Yenni: not, can not we're just friends, anyways see you klo
have to fight where there is fitting, anyways glad you always lie.
That is actually like the same Yenni anto, although the evidence is often understood
lied to just remain friends with anto.
-------------------------------------------------
So. Any answer will be given the same girl, the chance
always there and never closed.
Show if you're a real man, who never give up just like that.
So, keep the spirit.
Rabu, 22 September 2010
Barack Obama will visit Indonesia
Barack Obama after the official was elected President of the United States are cautioned not to visit Indonesia. This is related to security that President-elect who had started getting death threats.
These recommendations provided by security advisers and the FBI. According to investigation results of presidential security forces, in Indonesia there are many freely roam the sniper who is feared to threaten the safety of Obama.
The Indonesian government was surprised and offended that there is this warning against Obama. Through the National Intelligence Agency (BIN) Indonesian government asked the FBI, how the FBI could conclude that in Indonesia there are many freely roam the alias sniper sniper?
This question the FBI then sent a list containing thousands of names of people suspected of being a sniper in Indonesia. Surprisingly, most owners of that name exists in Jakarta and North Sumatra.
It was observed by the NIA, was the name of the FBI posed by all of the names of the Batak tribe. Why, why can? All names of suspected sniper was none other than the names with the last name of clan: Sianipar.
The FBI read their name as a sniper ...
These recommendations provided by security advisers and the FBI. According to investigation results of presidential security forces, in Indonesia there are many freely roam the sniper who is feared to threaten the safety of Obama.
The Indonesian government was surprised and offended that there is this warning against Obama. Through the National Intelligence Agency (BIN) Indonesian government asked the FBI, how the FBI could conclude that in Indonesia there are many freely roam the alias sniper sniper?
This question the FBI then sent a list containing thousands of names of people suspected of being a sniper in Indonesia. Surprisingly, most owners of that name exists in Jakarta and North Sumatra.
It was observed by the NIA, was the name of the FBI posed by all of the names of the Batak tribe. Why, why can? All names of suspected sniper was none other than the names with the last name of clan: Sianipar.
The FBI read their name as a sniper ...
The story of the discovery of coins dented
Once, a man came out of the yard of his house, walking aimlessly with despair. Already he was unemployed for a long time. Family financial conditions helter-skelter. While busy fulfilling her neighbors house with luxury items she is still struggling to figure out how their families meet the basic needs of food and shelter.
Her children had long been bought clothes, she often get angry because they can not buy goods worth households. The man was bursting with this condition, and he was not sure that even this journey times will bring good luck, ie get a job.
As the man was cruising the streets deserted, suddenly, his feet
hit something. Because he felt he bent down and picked it up curiously.
"Uh, just an ancient coin that has been dented," he muttered, disappointed. Even so he took the coin to a bank.
"Better a coin in you Bring it to a collector of ancient money," said a teller advised. The man rose following the recommendations of the tellers, bringing the coin kekolektor. Fortunately, the collector to appreciate the coin worth 30 dollars.
Once excited, the man began to think what would he do with this windfall. When passing a hardware store, he saw several pieces of wood on sale. He could make some shelves for his wife because she had said they had no place to store vases and jars. After buying 30 dollars worth of wood, he brings the wood and headed home.
Along the way he passed the shop of a furniture maker. Eye
garage owner has been trained to see the wood dipanggul man.
Wood is beautiful, good color and quality is well known. Incidentally at that time there is an order furniture. He offered the sum of 100 dollars to the man.
Hesitated at the man's eyes, but the craftsmen were assured and can offer a ready-made furniture to choose the man. Incidentally there was a wardrobe that must have liked his wife. She traded timber and borrow a cart to carry the cabinet. He was immediately brought her home.
On the way he passed the new housing. A woman who was decorating her new house looked out the window and saw him pushing the cart contains a beautiful cabinet. The women lured and offered a price of 200 dollars. When he appeared in doubt, the woman raised its bid to 250 dollars. The man rose agree. Then return the carts to the craftsmen and headed home.
At the village gate he paused and wanted to make sure the money he received. He reached into his pocket and counted the sheets worth 250 dollars. At that moment a robber out of the bushes, brandishing knives, seized the money, then fled.
The man's wife just happened to see and ran up to her husband, saying, "What happened? You are okay right? What had been taken by the robbers? "
The man shrugged and said, 'Oh, it's nothing. Only a dented coin I'd found this morning. "
When we realized we never had any, why should drown in excessive pain?
Motivation Tips To Deliver True Courage
Waterfalls months in the battlefield makes rajurit was tired and lonely. But the task remains the task. And that day he returned there in the middle of fierce battle. Among the barrage of gunfire and the sound of bullets whistling suddenly the captain shouted a command to him. Usually he was not too enthusiastic with orders from superiors, considering he's not the kind of brave. But this time he immediately raced to the front. Regardless successive enemy fire toward him, he sprinted toward the enemy. The target is the body of his colleagues had been lying dead, 200 meters from his position and 100 meters from the location of the enemy. A map of the secret must she take from the body of his friend's.
A bullet ripped through his leg, but he paid no attention. Although blood began streaming down, his run was not slowing. Still 100 yards again but the enemy must have known its purpose. A grenade exploded near him and grabbed his left shoulder thereof. The pain hit, but for the sake of duty he kept running hard.
Finally he arrived there, but when he bent over pulling the map from the pocket late colleague, someone tackled him down. Map rose out of her grasp. Immediately on the rise even with the leg and shoulder throbbed. He saw the enemy is going to take a map. Immediately she jumped into her body. But the enemy had anticipated, and greeted him with a bayonet tip right into the heart. Fortunately, although the soldier had dodged a sharp weapon that could tear the temples. With all his strength he hit his opponent using the butt of his rifle, knocked him down and not wake up again.
The soldier grabbed the map and ran as hard as his strength returned to the location of Captain. Slowed down while fleeing the bullets still whizzing around him. He prayed to arrive safely.
And he survived. With the bloody bodies and body almost collapsed onto the map handed the captain, who received it with hikmad.
"I would suggest you let diberia award", said the Captain, "risking life thanks to your courage, we can secure the secret map of this important launch complex"
"Complex ?!!!", release of the soldier shouted," I think the Captain had said the complex ..???!!!!". prostitution ...
A bullet ripped through his leg, but he paid no attention. Although blood began streaming down, his run was not slowing. Still 100 yards again but the enemy must have known its purpose. A grenade exploded near him and grabbed his left shoulder thereof. The pain hit, but for the sake of duty he kept running hard.
Finally he arrived there, but when he bent over pulling the map from the pocket late colleague, someone tackled him down. Map rose out of her grasp. Immediately on the rise even with the leg and shoulder throbbed. He saw the enemy is going to take a map. Immediately she jumped into her body. But the enemy had anticipated, and greeted him with a bayonet tip right into the heart. Fortunately, although the soldier had dodged a sharp weapon that could tear the temples. With all his strength he hit his opponent using the butt of his rifle, knocked him down and not wake up again.
The soldier grabbed the map and ran as hard as his strength returned to the location of Captain. Slowed down while fleeing the bullets still whizzing around him. He prayed to arrive safely.
And he survived. With the bloody bodies and body almost collapsed onto the map handed the captain, who received it with hikmad.
"I would suggest you let diberia award", said the Captain, "risking life thanks to your courage, we can secure the secret map of this important launch complex"
"Complex ?!!!", release of the soldier shouted," I think the Captain had said the complex ..???!!!!". prostitution ...
Boys and a bag of nails
There was once a boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag full of nails, and had nailed one nail in the fence yard sticks every time he lost his patience or disagreements with other people.
The first day he was nailing 37 rod fence. In the weeks that followed she learned to restrain myself, and the number of nails are worn down from day to day. He found that restraint is easier than tacking on the fence.
Finally came the day when he no longer need any nails nail bar and happily conveyed it to ayahnya.Ayahnya then told her to remove a nail from the fence every day when he caught himself / patient. The days passed and finally came the day he can tell his father that all the nails are pulled out of the fence. The father took his son to the fence and said:
"My son, you have to be good, but let's see how many holes are there fence. This fence will not return as you semula.Kalau disagreement or fight with others, it always leave a wound like the fence.
"You could have stuck a knife in the backs of people and drew it back, but will leave a wound."
"No matter how many times you apologize / regret, wound perihnya same as physical injuries."
"My friends are a rare jewel."
"They make you laugh and giving spirit."
"They are willing to listen if you need it, they support and open your heart."
"Show me to your friends how much you liked them."
The first day he was nailing 37 rod fence. In the weeks that followed she learned to restrain myself, and the number of nails are worn down from day to day. He found that restraint is easier than tacking on the fence.
Finally came the day when he no longer need any nails nail bar and happily conveyed it to ayahnya.Ayahnya then told her to remove a nail from the fence every day when he caught himself / patient. The days passed and finally came the day he can tell his father that all the nails are pulled out of the fence. The father took his son to the fence and said:
"My son, you have to be good, but let's see how many holes are there fence. This fence will not return as you semula.Kalau disagreement or fight with others, it always leave a wound like the fence.
"You could have stuck a knife in the backs of people and drew it back, but will leave a wound."
"No matter how many times you apologize / regret, wound perihnya same as physical injuries."
"My friends are a rare jewel."
"They make you laugh and giving spirit."
"They are willing to listen if you need it, they support and open your heart."
"Show me to your friends how much you liked them."
Selasa, 21 September 2010
Viewing Window of Life
Narrated two middle-aged man who becomes a patient in a hospital. They stay in one room together. Roy and David, both men had been in hospital in a long time.
Roy find a bed near the door of their room, while David was in the bed to the side window.
Once while in a day, to drive out of saturation, David tried to get up from bed and looked out a window.
He told Roy, how he can see the geese are swimming in a small lake near the hospital, or chasing birds in the sky blue. Flowers that bloom different colors on the side of the building. And once even told David about the parade he saw in the streets.
Roy, who although not able to see it all, but he can imagine the situation exactly as spoken by David.
The days passed, David continued to tell the various sights that he saw outside the window.
Slowly arise even in self-Roy envy, she feels this is all not fair. Why only David can see all the sights that? Roy thought he would be willing to do anything to be able to see the scenery outside the window that has long could he have seen it.
And on a night that Roy could not close his eyes continue to look toward the window.
Then he then heard a voice murmuring quietly, and Roy turned his attention to his roommate's bed. He saw the body of David convulsive seizures while hand-held heart ache. Roy could have pressed the button on the side of her bed to summon a nurse to provide help to David, but he did not do it.
In the morning, a nurse found the body of David is lying rigid on the bed. The doctor also claimed he had died.
Hearing the news, Roy then asked the nurse if he was allowed to move to a bed near the window. The nurse agreed.
Shortly after the nurse to help move it to the bed where David was lying earlier, Roy was immediately turned away trying to see the scenery outside the window that has been a long time and he had dreamed he could only hear the stories of David.
But Roy could only be stunned when it found he was staring at a big wall, the only sight that he could see through the window.
"To get the full value of joy you must have Someone to divide it with." - Mark Twain
Roy find a bed near the door of their room, while David was in the bed to the side window.
Once while in a day, to drive out of saturation, David tried to get up from bed and looked out a window.
He told Roy, how he can see the geese are swimming in a small lake near the hospital, or chasing birds in the sky blue. Flowers that bloom different colors on the side of the building. And once even told David about the parade he saw in the streets.
Roy, who although not able to see it all, but he can imagine the situation exactly as spoken by David.
The days passed, David continued to tell the various sights that he saw outside the window.
Slowly arise even in self-Roy envy, she feels this is all not fair. Why only David can see all the sights that? Roy thought he would be willing to do anything to be able to see the scenery outside the window that has long could he have seen it.
And on a night that Roy could not close his eyes continue to look toward the window.
Then he then heard a voice murmuring quietly, and Roy turned his attention to his roommate's bed. He saw the body of David convulsive seizures while hand-held heart ache. Roy could have pressed the button on the side of her bed to summon a nurse to provide help to David, but he did not do it.
In the morning, a nurse found the body of David is lying rigid on the bed. The doctor also claimed he had died.
Hearing the news, Roy then asked the nurse if he was allowed to move to a bed near the window. The nurse agreed.
Shortly after the nurse to help move it to the bed where David was lying earlier, Roy was immediately turned away trying to see the scenery outside the window that has been a long time and he had dreamed he could only hear the stories of David.
But Roy could only be stunned when it found he was staring at a big wall, the only sight that he could see through the window.
"To get the full value of joy you must have Someone to divide it with." - Mark Twain
how to effectively conserve fuel
In situations in Economics and Politics in Our Country
uncertainty, we must smart frugality, especially
in the face of soaring fuel prices and increasingly
scarce petroleum, gasoline and diesel at the pump.
Here I love some tips to save fuel.
Hopefully well pleased.
1. Shrink the size of your vehicle until the tank
one quarter. You certainly will think twice if
want to go far.
2. create good conditions of road from home to office
you. Road repairs are expensive, which is important
fuel efficient.
3. Avoid jams by leaving early, eg
three o'clock in the morning, and returned later in the night, if need occasional
encourage child wife stayed at the office.
4. Accu Cable releasing five minutes later
pairs again. Wait a few moments, then plug again.
And so on, do not stop an ongoing basis.
5. Playing on the accelerator, clutch and brake gently as
possible. Repeat continue alternately. Secured economizes
Fuel, provided the car is not distarter.
6. Do not buy a house near the office. Expensive!
Better looking close to home office, such as Office
Villages or police station
7. Give examples of transportation or the City Bus capable
optimize the number of passengers as much as possible.
If you bring the car to the office Engage children and wife, brother,
sister, uncle, aunt, uncle, grandfather, grandmother, and also
an environmental neighbors.
8. Wear alternative vehicles, such as
Gantole. Besides saving fuel fuel-efficient, hang gliding is
free vehicle traffic.
9. Collision course your car into a tree, continued to ask
towed to the office. Your car is dented, but the
important fuel in the car was still intact.
10. Gas Station Find more titles of the Discount or Sale.
Secured not gonna finding, anyways your petrol
hurried out.
11. Buy fuel with Dollar. Imagine Currency
you are in the United States, it's definitely cheaper.
12. Replace gasoline with kerosene or oil
Wasps. Your fuel will remain durable, because you do not
everywhere. Parking your car on the street without a lock.
You do not have to bother with the problem fuel.
13. If ya do not want to use fuel-efficient vehicles.
uncertainty, we must smart frugality, especially
in the face of soaring fuel prices and increasingly
scarce petroleum, gasoline and diesel at the pump.
Here I love some tips to save fuel.
Hopefully well pleased.
1. Shrink the size of your vehicle until the tank
one quarter. You certainly will think twice if
want to go far.
2. create good conditions of road from home to office
you. Road repairs are expensive, which is important
fuel efficient.
3. Avoid jams by leaving early, eg
three o'clock in the morning, and returned later in the night, if need occasional
encourage child wife stayed at the office.
4. Accu Cable releasing five minutes later
pairs again. Wait a few moments, then plug again.
And so on, do not stop an ongoing basis.
5. Playing on the accelerator, clutch and brake gently as
possible. Repeat continue alternately. Secured economizes
Fuel, provided the car is not distarter.
6. Do not buy a house near the office. Expensive!
Better looking close to home office, such as Office
Villages or police station
7. Give examples of transportation or the City Bus capable
optimize the number of passengers as much as possible.
If you bring the car to the office Engage children and wife, brother,
sister, uncle, aunt, uncle, grandfather, grandmother, and also
an environmental neighbors.
8. Wear alternative vehicles, such as
Gantole. Besides saving fuel fuel-efficient, hang gliding is
free vehicle traffic.
9. Collision course your car into a tree, continued to ask
towed to the office. Your car is dented, but the
important fuel in the car was still intact.
10. Gas Station Find more titles of the Discount or Sale.
Secured not gonna finding, anyways your petrol
hurried out.
11. Buy fuel with Dollar. Imagine Currency
you are in the United States, it's definitely cheaper.
12. Replace gasoline with kerosene or oil
Wasps. Your fuel will remain durable, because you do not
everywhere. Parking your car on the street without a lock.
You do not have to bother with the problem fuel.
13. If ya do not want to use fuel-efficient vehicles.
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