The Jonny a marketing supervisor at a
underwear company, wanted to know how many
average underwear owned by the man in the city
XXX. On the first day he conducted a survey to the A,
B and C.
In the A in question:
Jonny: mas how many panties do you have?
A: I have 2
Jonny: how do you use every day?
A: The one I use, tomorrow I wash and use the
one another.
Jonny (the heart): I could well go down later sales
In the B she asked:
Jonny: mas how many panties do you have?
B: I have 7
Jonny: how do you use every day?
B: I love every pair of numbers, number 1 for
Monday, 2 for the day Tuesday, and so on. until the number 7 to
day week.
Jonny (the heart): this well be just right for
customer
In the C he asks:
Jonny: mas how many panties do you have?
C: I have 12.
Jonny: 12, wow much bener. What life means ....
?
C: I love numbers 1 through 12. What is my number 1
use for the month of January, the number 2 for February, and so on.
the number 12 for the month of December.
Jonny (the heart): if 'this way all my better
just change jobs.
Rabu, 29 Desember 2010
Rabu, 22 Desember 2010
Economists and Accountants
an economist and accountant walked through a large swamp. They saw a frog in the mud. Economist spontaneously said: "If you eat a frog, I'll give you $ 20,000!"
Accountants think for a moment, then eat frogs, so he'd get the money bet. They continue the journey along the swamp earlier. A few moments later the accountant had to say: "Now, if you eat this frog I'll give you $ 20,000."
After evaluating the proposal directly economist eat frogs and earn money.
They started walking again and accountants began to think, "Look, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both eat frogs I do not see that our condition for the better ..."
Economist: "Well, that's true, but you ignore the fact that we are already engaged in trade worth $ 40,000!"
Accountants think for a moment, then eat frogs, so he'd get the money bet. They continue the journey along the swamp earlier. A few moments later the accountant had to say: "Now, if you eat this frog I'll give you $ 20,000."
After evaluating the proposal directly economist eat frogs and earn money.
They started walking again and accountants began to think, "Look, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both eat frogs I do not see that our condition for the better ..."
Economist: "Well, that's true, but you ignore the fact that we are already engaged in trade worth $ 40,000!"
Why Children Like Watching Television
Never scold TV audience
While there are still parents who wants a little angry. Sure, good point, but how likely are less fit.
There is a color TV
And there's also, parents are colored (meaning his face so red that again grumble).
TV Can be Entertaining
Parents are also able to entertain, but at most only up to 2 hours. If TV can do for hours.
TV Not Asking Much
If asked, the child does not need to fear the wrong answer because his TV does not hear their answers.
TV Never Told Bobo Siang
If that happens, of course her TV no one watching.
TV Never Told mopping the floor
Although there are ads that describe how to mop the floor with a good and true.
TV No Frequently Asked PR
Except for educational events. The rest is a question: "Where your holiday event tomorrow?"
While there are still parents who wants a little angry. Sure, good point, but how likely are less fit.
There is a color TV
And there's also, parents are colored (meaning his face so red that again grumble).
TV Can be Entertaining
Parents are also able to entertain, but at most only up to 2 hours. If TV can do for hours.
TV Not Asking Much
If asked, the child does not need to fear the wrong answer because his TV does not hear their answers.
TV Never Told Bobo Siang
If that happens, of course her TV no one watching.
TV Never Told mopping the floor
Although there are ads that describe how to mop the floor with a good and true.
TV No Frequently Asked PR
Except for educational events. The rest is a question: "Where your holiday event tomorrow?"
Rocket That Exploded
Great mathematician John Von Neumann in consultation with a group that is building an aircraft to send rockets into outer space. When he saw the structure is not complete, he asked,
"Where did you get the design for this ship?"
He said, "We have a staff of its own engineers."
He replied: "Why should wear an engineer, I have completed the mathematical theory of rocket! See my paper in 1952."
The group was finally consulted with reference to the paper in 1952, and create 10 million dollar structure exactly as planned Von Neumann. Once they launch it, the whole structure exploded.
They are angry and met with Von Neumann came back and said: "We follow your instructions as papers that. But when we try, the structure exploded! Why?"
Von Neumann replied, "Ah, yes, technically it is known as a structure explosion problem - I already wrote in my paper of 1954."
"Where did you get the design for this ship?"
He said, "We have a staff of its own engineers."
He replied: "Why should wear an engineer, I have completed the mathematical theory of rocket! See my paper in 1952."
The group was finally consulted with reference to the paper in 1952, and create 10 million dollar structure exactly as planned Von Neumann. Once they launch it, the whole structure exploded.
They are angry and met with Von Neumann came back and said: "We follow your instructions as papers that. But when we try, the structure exploded! Why?"
Von Neumann replied, "Ah, yes, technically it is known as a structure explosion problem - I already wrote in my paper of 1954."
Select Home or Ass?
In a book (I forget the title) is the story of a Boss fight with opponents of business. Once satisfied serapahnya issue, "Butt lu together with my face", then the boss got in the car. The driver who had an argument and then look carefully remind Boss, "Sorry Boss, not the spoken earlier upside down." For a moment thinking, then the boss came out of the car cursing, "I face the same with your butt. "
After sitting again in the car the Boss relieved smile on his driver, "Thank God you had to remind me." While the driver could only stare due to run out the word about to describe.
It is said that a newly obtained position would find it difficult to hide her ass, why? Because many are scrambling to lick his ass. So imagine if he was really sorry for any new boils ...
There have been a teacher in teaching and learning in the classroom its frequency to write on the board and hold, and of course take place during school hours only to the board. Whether because the material is too dense, so less chance to explain, or because a little nervous when should a face-to-face. In the evaluation questionnaire, one student gives the following complaint: "It seems that has been going on for this is not face to face, but face-to-back or face-to-butt."
I think also maybe the info about the whereabouts of this ass insurance do I need to convey to my little friend who used to often hit wudunen. Who knew that every time wudunen taxable can file a claim so do not rush diplothoti, hihihi ... Maybe going to a different value claims between being bitten by mosquitoes, wudunen or kreminen. But does the artist's mature sexy like Jenifer Lopez or Angelina Jollie can wudunen? Later the shooting had to be postponed awaiting his wudun diplothot first. Often we hear that there are artists who have a sexy ass. Actually, how the criteria, whether it is more sexy points in her ass or her face? So when she saw the ass then a shadow is the face.
There used to be my colleague who claimed the term "Wah-Wooo", the time took me tandem on a motorcycle. This means that appearance when from behind the more than a long distance seems "well", but it was approached was "Wooo", aka a look in at say "Wooo ... jebul ...". So looking back "well", but looked forward "Wooo. " Well, if the "Wooo-wah" or "Wooo-Wooo" what? Embuh ...
Reminded again about the subject of wind throw, how fast to distinguish where the "consumer" and "manufacturer"? Of course, the "consumer" will flutter in front of the face-ngipas wind so quickly away from the nose, while the "producers" will flutter in front of the butt-ngipas so if it was not caught product, hehehe ....
If in a horror movie, we see the camera focus to the ghost is always directed to face the sinister, why is not directed to her ass? Who knows kuntilanak, Wewe, and mak Lampir's got a sexy ass. Definitely no objection to mbah shaman menepuki their asses rather than have menyemburi with flower water will make my keselak. Ah, that bener aja, kalo panjenengan meet a real ghost which had ngeliatin ass?
After sitting again in the car the Boss relieved smile on his driver, "Thank God you had to remind me." While the driver could only stare due to run out the word about to describe.
It is said that a newly obtained position would find it difficult to hide her ass, why? Because many are scrambling to lick his ass. So imagine if he was really sorry for any new boils ...
There have been a teacher in teaching and learning in the classroom its frequency to write on the board and hold, and of course take place during school hours only to the board. Whether because the material is too dense, so less chance to explain, or because a little nervous when should a face-to-face. In the evaluation questionnaire, one student gives the following complaint: "It seems that has been going on for this is not face to face, but face-to-back or face-to-butt."
Reportedly the Hollywood celebrities are not only insured the face, but also included his ass. Lack of know how much premium should be paid to the insurance ass. Understandably perhaps the ass is one of the biggest asset, so do not need to be maintained until blisters. Want to scratching your ass should also be very careful. Want to sit in a chair needs to be careful not be arbitrary and needs to be checked until there mite do it, do not like my ass was immune mite variety of different kind of economy-class cinema Royal, Widya, or Indra (the cinema in my town that has now been closed down ) instead of the mite may still insist on going to bite my butt on mrotholi teeth, haha. Who knows for some ass-based insurance clauses governing the ass if tepos.
I think also maybe the info about the whereabouts of this ass insurance do I need to convey to my little friend who used to often hit wudunen. Who knew that every time wudunen taxable can file a claim so do not rush diplothoti, hihihi ... Maybe going to a different value claims between being bitten by mosquitoes, wudunen or kreminen. But does the artist's mature sexy like Jenifer Lopez or Angelina Jollie can wudunen? Later the shooting had to be postponed awaiting his wudun diplothot first. Often we hear that there are artists who have a sexy ass. Actually, how the criteria, whether it is more sexy points in her ass or her face? So when she saw the ass then a shadow is the face.
If the Paijo have ass like Brad Pitt, then arguably the same Paijo sexynya with Brad Pitt. Which is more sexy, he looked like Brad Pitt or her ass? Kalo said George Clooney is a charismatic actor, nobody can say George Clooney has a butt that charismatic and authoritative?
There used to be my colleague who claimed the term "Wah-Wooo", the time took me tandem on a motorcycle. This means that appearance when from behind the more than a long distance seems "well", but it was approached was "Wooo", aka a look in at say "Wooo ... jebul ...". So looking back "well", but looked forward "Wooo. " Well, if the "Wooo-wah" or "Wooo-Wooo" what? Embuh ...
Reminded again about the subject of wind throw, how fast to distinguish where the "consumer" and "manufacturer"? Of course, the "consumer" will flutter in front of the face-ngipas wind so quickly away from the nose, while the "producers" will flutter in front of the butt-ngipas so if it was not caught product, hehehe ....
If in a horror movie, we see the camera focus to the ghost is always directed to face the sinister, why is not directed to her ass? Who knows kuntilanak, Wewe, and mak Lampir's got a sexy ass. Definitely no objection to mbah shaman menepuki their asses rather than have menyemburi with flower water will make my keselak. Ah, that bener aja, kalo panjenengan meet a real ghost which had ngeliatin ass?
Alright guys, sorry if this article is not clear where the front where his ass. But if could choose, whether taxable panjenengan select acne on the face or boil on the buttocks, where appearance is more important or "position"?
Why ABCDEF bra size?
A = Airport (average)
B = Barely there (almost there)
C = Can do (bad)
D = Damn good (really beautiful)
E = enormous (excellent)
F = Fake (fake, results of operations)
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