Balerina Sumo

Child Thugs

Transparent Woman

Origin of A Baby

A young boy asked his mother where babies come from and he replied "Go ask your father".

He asked his father the same question and he replied "Go ask your mother!"

Later that day at dinner the boy announced "I know that I am not your children because no one knew where babies come from."

If Dead Oldest Married Again

Husband: "Honey, would you remarry if I die first?"
Wife: "Maybe ..."
Husband: "Are you going to cook his favorite food?"
Wife: "Yes ... I think so."
Husband: "Are you going to give her my clothes?"
Wife: "It seems not possible, because his body is bigger than you ..."
Husband: "What ???!!!"

Parking Is Allowed

"Can I park here?" Tomy said, a newcomer, to the police in the city.

"Not allowed!" police said.

Tomy be surprised "But why are other cars allowed to park here??" Tomy asked again.

"Because they do not ask first" police said.

Stomach Containing Baby

A three-year-old closer to a as she waited with her mother at the clinic doctor.

She was curious and asked her, "Why is your stomach so big?"
He replied, "I have a baby."

With a view of surprise, he asked, "Is there a baby in your tummy?"
He said, "Of course."

Then a small child, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is he a good baby?"
He said, "Oh, yes. This is a baby who is really good."

By looking more shocked and surprised, he asked ...
"Then why did you eat?"